Good morning, happy day

Winter is here! Winter is here! This is the season to save a lot of money on your heating bill!  Here’s how:

1) Be lucky enough to be female.
2) Be lucky enough to live into your 50’s.
3) Be thankful for those hot flashes. God wants YOU to save money!

Hot flashes are free.They are handed out like candy. No application to fill out, no income requirements, no credit checks, no fingerprinting, available without a prescription. In fact, you don’t even need to verify your address and SSN! You don’t even have to ask for hot flashes.

Imagine that, a god-given right that is certainly taken for granted. YOU have the right to hot flashes! If anyone tries to force-drug you to eradicate them, or talk you into taking dangerous hormones, give ’em a good kick in the butt from me, okay? Tell your doctor you’d rather save on your heating bill than line Big Pharma’s pockets.